Captain Beefheart (R.I.P.) one-liner: one of the best ever

Apparently the late Captain Beefheart, a.k.a. Don Van Vliet, used to be the best door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson in his district for a spell, before his music career took off.

One day he realised that the lanky Englishman in front of him was Aldous Huxley, and realised that he could not do his usual sales pitch. So he simply exclaimed “Sir, this sucks!”

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One Response to “Captain Beefheart (R.I.P.) one-liner: one of the best ever”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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